Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Encouragement Poem

"When things go wrong as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all up hill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don't you quit.
Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about
When he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don't give up though the pace seems slow--
You may succeed with another blow,
Success is failure turned inside out--
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems so far;
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit--
It's when things seem worst that you must not quit."

~ Author unknown

Saturday, July 10, 2010

i am poem

I Am

I am Smart Beautiful
I wonder when i can go camping
I hear fairies talking
I see fairies dancing
I want my husband
I am i am smart & beautiful

I pretend to care what people think
I feel happy
I touch my friends hearts
I worry about money
I cry about loosing my grandma
I am i am smart & beautiful

I understand people change
I say people can change if they work at it
I dream about the future with my husband
I try to pass all my classes
I hope for us to not have money problems
I am i am smart & beautiful

100 random questions

1. Do you with your closet doors open or closed?
Open or closed makes no matter to me.
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Yeah, having travel sized shampoos and conditioners are great to have.
3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Personally I like them out, but tony tucks them in
4. Have you ever stole a street sign before?
Nope
5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
Yeah they are great to keep little memos on, until they don't stick anymore, or are to expensive to buy
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Yeah the expiration date usually comes and goes before I get to using it.
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Personally the bear
8. Do you have a dog?
No but I would like one
9. Do you always smile for pictures?
Well that would depend, usually I try to
10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Being told I will get to do something, and not getting to do it.
11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Yeah sometimes
12. Have you ever peed in the woods?
LOL, yeah when camping
13. What about pooped in the woods?
Again, when camping,
14. Do you ever dance even if there is no music playing?
Yup, because I can dance to my own music
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Sometimes its a nervous habit
16. How many people have you slept with this week?
Just one, my husband
17. What size is your bed?
Full
18. What is your Song of the week?
Don't really have one
19. Is it okay for guys to like pink?
If they are choosing it for there wife,girl friend, mother or little girl, just someone besides themselves, sure its okay but no not for them to personally wear. That is just weird.
20. Do you still watch cartoons?
All the time
21. Whats your least favorite movie?
White Out, it was the biggest waste of money I spent at the movie theater
22. Where would you hidden treasure if you had some?
Sure, id hoard my booty
23. What do you drink with dinner?
Depends what the meal is, usually just a glass of soda or water, sometimes milk, or on a rare occasion an adult beverage
24. What do you dip a chicken in?
honey
25. What is your favorite food?
I love chicken fried steak and mashed potatos
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
If I started naming all of those id be here forever. Anything classic Disney.
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Tony ( my husband) and my mom
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Yeah I was a junior for a summer
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
They would pay me to keep my cloths on.
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
I've sat down several times recently to write one to a friend of mine, just cant seem to get the words on paper. How lame is that.
31. Can you change the oil on a car?
I could if I was shown how to first.
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Nope I don't drive
33. Ran out of gas?
The people I was with have ran out of gas
34. Favorite kind of perfume?
Something slightly feminine, sexy but not over powering
35 Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Biscuits and gravy
36. What is your usual bedtime?
Between 11:30 pm and 1:00 am
37. Are you lazy?
I can be
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Depends on what year, I have been a princess, a devil, an angel, vampire, power ranger, over crazed Bronco fan.
39. What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Um I think the rat
40. How many languages can you speak?
Not really any, I know key phrases in Spanish
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Yeah, my grandma got me a readers digest subscription before she passed away.
42. Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Both are kick ass, but legos more often
43. Are you stubborn?
I have a stubborn streak
44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Tough call, personally I liked Carson
45. Ever watch soap operas?
Nope
46. Afraid of heights?
A little bit
47. Sing in the car?
Always
48. Dance in the shower?
LOL. Not really but if we have a radio on, I have been known to break out into song.
49. Dance in the car?
That's a little dangerous, but yes lol
50. Ever used a gun?
Yeah I have
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Engagement photos back in December
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Some of them are
53. Is Christmas stressful?
Only if you let it be
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
A what?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
Apple all the way
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Astronaut, Meteorologist, tornado chaser, wife
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Oh yes
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Yeah some times it spooks me
59. Take a vitamin daily?
Not really, I should though
60. Wear slippers?
In the winter when its real cold
61. Wear a bath robe?
Yeah I have to, I have a habit of waiting to get dressed after a shower.
62. What do you wear to bed?
Wouldnt you like to know
63. First concert?
August 3rd 2008 Brooks and Dunn, with ZZtop
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Wal-Mart because target is too expensive and Kmart always messes up there ads
65. Nike or Adidas?
Neither both are expensive
66.Cheetos Or Fritos?
Depends on my mood
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Depends on my mood
68. Ever hear of the group Bien?
nope
69. Ever take dance lessons?
No I havent
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Doing what? Lol
71. Can you curl your tongue?
Yeah I can
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
almost
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes I have
74. Own any record albums?
Like old school records, I did at one point
75. Own a record player?
I have but not anymore
76. Regularly burn incense?
No my mom doesn't like the smoke
77. Ever been in love?
Yes
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
Toby Keith
79. What was the last concert you saw?
Brooks and dun
80.Hot tea or cold tea?
Depends on my mood
81.Tea or coffee?
both
82. Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Both
83.Can you swim well?
no
84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
yes
85. Are you patient?
Not really
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
DJ but I would have rather had a band
87.Ever won a contest?
Yeah a couple
88. Ever have ?
Have a what?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
Black olives
90.Can you knit or crochet?
I can cross stich
91. Best room for a fireplace?
Living room
92. Do you want to get married?
I am married
93. If married, how long have you been married?
Almost 4 months
94. Who was your HS crush?
Didnt go to high school long enough to crush
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
No, no point in it
96. Do you have kids?
No not yet
97. Do you want kids?
Yes very much
98. Whats your favorite color?
green
99. Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes
100. Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX?
nope

Friday, July 9, 2010

Its a great day, to whoop somebody's ass

well ill be honest, i found this on my friends facebook the other day, and well it just summed up my mood earlier. : ) enjoy


Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.

One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine."

Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.

"Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?"

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Three men and a genie

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN are all working together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .'

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
can come into our precious land.'

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The SOUTHERN says, 'I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;
it's virtually impenetrable.'

The southern sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a cigar,
smiles and says,

'Fill it with water.'

Boredom

Man i miss my computer, and all my design programs. Just seems like i have nothing to do at all. Just sucks! Totally not happy with the fact i go back to school Tuesday, I didn't get to do anything on my vacation. Just makes me want to cry really. Hopefully Tony takes me somewhere for my birthday, he says he is going to, and he has for the most part kept all of his promises. I truly do love that man, sure we have our differences, but hey all couples do. And if you say otherwise your not just lying to me your lying to yourself.

Hoping when i go back to school i might actually get to hang out with a couple friends, probably wont get to but at least there is hope.